Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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