...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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