Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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