she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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