Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
It's shark week go big or go home
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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