If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
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