He is an equal opportunity slut.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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