i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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