Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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