I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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