if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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