If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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