sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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