do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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