So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
My brain says no but my pants say off.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Randomize
