I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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