Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
