he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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