There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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