yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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