Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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