i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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