She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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