Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
the day after is always just damage control
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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