If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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