Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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