Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
from now on my penis is your penis
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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