Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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