i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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