Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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