just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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