...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
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Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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