I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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