Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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