You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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