her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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