she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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