Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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