Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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