I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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