i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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