there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
the day after is always just damage control
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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