Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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