She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I still have a little drunk in my system
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Randomize
