DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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