when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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