the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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