Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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