the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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