Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Randomize