What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
jump out the window naked night went bad
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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