i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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