you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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