I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I am mentally ready for anal.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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