It's like God shit irony all over that family
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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